Did you know.....


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite. (someone tell me how! =)

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling f an as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

i am incredibly bored, so here goes a survey, for all of you who want to get to know me

THE BASICS...
full name-Matthew David Greathouse
nicknames-Matt
birthdate-12/19/88
astrological sign- um...
birthplace-St.Joe's Hospital
childhood home- Same one i live in now
parents-Dave and Laura
sibling(s)-Mason and Melissa
hair-Brown
eyes-Brown
height & weight- 6'1, 155
pets-Chewie
school-Parkersburg South
grade- Going to be a SENIOR
personaliy- Hunh?

FAVORITE...
sport-My favorite to watch is football
sports team- Steelers
school subject-Choir
music- I like almost all types of music (most rap dosent qualify)
instrument- Guitar
animal- Dogs
dog breed- Rat Terrier
marine animal- Lobster (mmmm)
color- Orange
food- I cant say i have a favorite, i like most of them
candy- Milky Way
pizza topping-Pepperoni and cheese
cereal- French Toast Crunch
vegetable- Carrots
dessert-I like just about any dessert
store- AV audio and video
movie- Down Periscope
movie character- The Waterboy
actors- I dont pay attention that much
actress- Same
TV show-CSI
TV network- Spike
reality TV show- I Hate reality shows
cartoon- Tom and Jerry
amusement park-King's Island
vacation spot- Somewhere i've never been
pastimes- Playing my Guitar
season-Fall

Q&A
what are your fears? Heights
what was your childhood career dream? Being a pilot
what's your creative talent? Music in general
what country would you most like to visit? United Kingdom
best present recieved? I cant say i remember all of the presents i've recieved
if you could be any animal, what would you be? Probably a bird, so i could fly
what's your future goal? To get out of college and get a nice job-(isn't everyones)
what's a surprising hobby of yours? I like to blow things up (hehe)
are you a citizen in any other countries? No


I hope you all have been inthralled by my above survey, it is indubidibly creative on my part