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Wednesday, 16 August 2006

  • Did you know.....


    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
    house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
    roller blades, they can ignite. (someone tell me how! =)

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
    crowded restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
    strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
    a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
    can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using a ceiling f an as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
    few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
    long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
    baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
    already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
    though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
    year old Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
    sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
    still can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
    commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
    do not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
    time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
    earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
    friends, with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.

Sunday, 25 June 2006

Saturday, 17 June 2006

  • i am incredibly bored, so here goes a survey, for all of you who want to get to know me

    THE BASICS...
    full name-Matthew David Greathouse
    nicknames-Matt
    birthdate-12/19/88
    astrological sign- um...
    birthplace-St.Joe's Hospital
    childhood home- Same one i live in now
    parents-Dave and Laura
    sibling(s)-Mason and Melissa
    hair-Brown
    eyes-Brown
    height & weight- 6'1, 155
    pets-Chewie
    school-Parkersburg South
    grade- Going to be a SENIOR
    personaliy- Hunh?

    FAVORITE...
    sport-My favorite to watch is football
    sports team- Steelers
    school subject-Choir
    music- I like almost all types of music (most rap dosent qualify)
    instrument- Guitar
    animal- Dogs
    dog breed- Rat Terrier
    marine animal- Lobster (mmmm)
    color- Orange
    food- I cant say i have a favorite, i like most of them
    candy- Milky Way
    pizza topping-Pepperoni and cheese
    cereal- French Toast Crunch
    vegetable- Carrots
    dessert-I like just about any dessert
    store- AV audio and video
    movie- Down Periscope
    movie character- The Waterboy
    actors- I dont pay attention that much
    actress- Same
    TV show-CSI
    TV network- Spike
    reality TV show- I Hate reality shows
    cartoon- Tom and Jerry
    amusement park-King's Island
    vacation spot- Somewhere i've never been
    pastimes- Playing my Guitar
    season-Fall

    Q&A
    what are your fears? Heights
    what was your childhood career dream? Being a pilot
    what's your creative talent? Music in general
    what country would you most like to visit? United Kingdom
    best present recieved? I cant say i remember all of the presents i've recieved
    if you could be any animal, what would you be? Probably a bird, so i could fly
    what's your future goal? To get out of college and get a nice job-(isn't everyones)
    what's a surprising hobby of yours? I like to blow things up (hehe)
    are you a citizen in any other countries? No


    I hope you all have been inthralled by my above survey, it is indubidibly creative on my part

Thursday, 27 April 2006

  • Canada was cool

    But i'm tired and i dont really want to update

    so i will sometime here in the near future

    even though i doubt anyone ever reads this

    it kind of reminds me of talking to a wall

    but it does allow me to let things out

    but if i wanted to rant on about something, there is much better ways and places to do that

    so if you havent figured it out yet

    i dont know how much longer i will be doing this whole xanga thing

    it kind of bores me

    and so does other peoples xangas

    mainly because all they ever do is complain

    and the reason for one of these things is to let people you dont see every day know whats going on

    but i cant change the world once again

    so just comment if you actually read this thing, and i may have a reason then

    to continue.....

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    • Name: Matt
    • Country: United States
    • State: West Virginia
    • Metro: Parkersburg
    • Birthday: 12/19/1988
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 10/20/2004

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